1) Shortly after we began dating (back in 1999 when he was 21 years old) his hair started to thin. To this day, he likes to joke around and blame it on me (but trust me, it's in his genes). By 2005, he was shaving his head because he didn't like the look of receding hair line. Seeing as my son was born in 2006, he has only known his daddy to have a shaved head.
2) My husband is also part italian and has a thin layer of hair over his whole body. His hair is light, but it is there.
So now that you know the background, my poor husband is already taking abuse from his 4 year old son...
Here are 2 conversations we have had recently:
Conversation 1:
My son: Mommy, why didn't dinosaurs have fur?
Me: Because most likely it was too warm when the dinosaurs lived so they didn't need fur. Plus I believe dinosaurs were considered reptiles and those types of animals didn't have fur.
My son: So fur is used to help keep you warm?
Me: Yes, like dogs and cats - they have fur to help keep them warm. Lots of other animals have fur too.
My son: Do people have fur?
Me: No, people have hair. Like you and I have hair on our heads. That hair is used to help keep us warm too. But we also put on winter hats when it's very cold outside to help keep us warm. And when you get older, you will also get hair on your arms and legs like Daddy has.
My son: So Daddy doesn't need a winter jacket then? Daddy has hair on him to keep him warm. (This was said with a completely straight face - no joking at all).
Conversation 2:
My son walks by a shelf with a bunch of picture frames on them.
My son: Mommy, I love all the photos you have here.
Me: Thanks buddy!
My son: (picks up an old photo of my husband and I during college) Mommy, Daddy looks so funny in this picture! Look at his hair!!!! That looks so silly! (while he is almost in hysterics laughing). Daddy's not supposed to have hair on his head. I like Daddy in this picture better (the one from this past Christmas with his head freshly shaven).
Some of the funniest things come out of kids' mouths, huh? What funny things have your kids said?




























